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Charulatha Banerjee's avatar

Unkind or whatever; I am an avid birdwatcher but pigeons breed disease. Get the nets/ plastic spikes so they do not nest. Your piece was hilarious enjoyed it.

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

that is true. Pigeons are a menace and their ever increasing population is a challenge as well. glad you liked my post :)

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Megha's avatar

Hahaha! Such hatred!

This btw - "With this sudden feeling of invincibility you move towards your balcony to soak in the morning sun to get all your serotonins, dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin of the world." - feels like an attack :D

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

You're not alone in this Laxman. We all have been there😂

p.s. my feed again switched to motivational content. Tomorrow I'll be near the balcony again, wish me luck 😝

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Utkarsha Srivastava's avatar

Thank God! These awful spies have no room left to enter my house. My house got top notch "iron dome" and its protected. 😂

Also, since "someone decided to take a shit on a clean slate", many times our colony car cleaner gets complaints that the cars were not cleaned. 😅

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Since Pigeons made you add an iron dome to your house, they'll now go back to the government and say we helped increase consumption and hence the GDP 😆

Moreover, since you've now added your views here please watchout for your car and cibil score tomorrow 😂

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Priyanshu Gaurav's avatar

If pigeons are government spies, then what kind of OUT OF THE BOX strategy is government employing by shitting on cars and making out in balconies? 😐

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Get them to consume more cleaning agents 😂

More consumption, increase in GDP😎

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Shreya Goel's avatar

Alas! Those pigeons beat you in acting on the motivational content 😆 Better luck next time Singh!

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Okay fine Pigeons 1, Abhishek 0. But I'll take my revenge😅

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Leena's avatar

Oh god!! I laughed my heart out. I have to admit that first time on substack i read something so funny, engaging and i have no words.

Thanks and waiting for more.

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

So glad I could make you laugh. This was the intention. Mission accomplished! 😁

There's one lame-ass blog coming every Saturday. Please stay tuned and as the saying goes - 'Please Like, Share, Comment and Subscribe' 😂

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Nivetha's avatar

Omg!! Someone finally penned down my feeling about pigeons!

They also disrupt your meditation by walking on surface that make the most noise when they tap their feet. If there is asbestos near you, you are done for!

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

I feel they're trying to annoy us as a punishment for what we do to the nature 😂

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Nivetha's avatar

Don’t you dare side with them now!

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Sorry Shaktiman! Wasn't my intention. But I'm pretty sure they pooped extra on my car today because I revealed their truth here 😶

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Nivetha's avatar

😂😂😂

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Salil Bajaj's avatar

Pigeons are govt spy 🤣🤣

Game of thrones mai dekha tha. GOI se poochna hoga

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Koi pehchan h to dekho bhai.

Daya pata lagao zara 😂

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Mohika Mudgal's avatar

Oh my god!!!! 🤣 You had me at the pigeon's content creators telling them to shit first thing in the morning in people's balconies! I'm so glad I found your blog. Actually, you found me! But I'm happy to find you back.

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Haha. What I wrote isn't fiction, trust me😁

Trust me Coka Cola, Potatoes and Pigeons shitting on your car and balconies are the only things which are truly global (Sorry Taylor Swift)

And yes, I really liked what you write and one note led to another and here we are laughing because Pigeons took their motivational content a little too seriously 🤣

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Pigeons are indeed universal messengers of chaos and I'm so glad you could relate to their shit shenanigans. 😂

Thank you so much for the kind words Iqjot. This comment made me happy! 😄

And as the wise old men say, if you liked the article - please like, share, comment (already done. Thank you!) and Subscribe.🤩

I ship happiness once a week, every Saturday. 😎

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