It was a running joke between me and my friend how ultimate success is measured by how often and nonchalantly one could buy blueberries. This essay was a reminder that it's not just us who believes so XD
Avocado deserves every insult you've thrown at it. It indeed is a privileged prick. And this is the most unhinged financial planning I've read all month.
I thought the next would be 'matcha' or airfryer or swiss cheese discovery review...I avoided Avocado on the basis of your advice ..now blueberry looks interesting...eagerly waiting for dragonfruit review 😁 putting them on my bucketlist....hoping to try them with adult money soon ...
Keeping all that outside...I loved how dramatic the decisionmaking and arrival of the exquisite item was (I may be cancelled for using the name as I am still not in the VIP list) ...Your daughter is lucky to have a VIP parent ...😄
Ha ha! I will definitely try it someday 😁 (the day my life becomes so tasteful so that I need to balance it out with avocado ) It was more fun and dramatic to read !!
Every single time I have bought a blueberry pack, i only eat a few and then i forget about it until i realise it’s gone rotten. Bad memories. But great post - i was wondering this post would make for such a fun animated video essay
And friendly advice, dragonfruit ranks in the top 3 worst fruits in terms of taste in my opinion
bhai with all due respect, living in the US and aiming for Blueberries is like earning hard to eat Dushehri aam in UP. You should aim for authentic roasted lotus seeds (Makahne) xP
This was so fun to read, you know I gave up on blueberries the moment I found out guavas have 20 times more vitamin c than them and even the most avg. orange would probably beat them, I was so hocked bcs all the hype around those berries made me believe their nutritional value was gifted, and the second that myth disappeared, I went around telling everyone about it, only for people to say they love the aesthetics of blueberries anyway, so yeah, at this point it feels nothing more than a marketing scam, but yeah, everyone should get obsessed with them at least once before eventually getting over it, and despite everything, the jam is absolutely to die for, I don't even add sugar to it, also sorry I'm writing all this with zero context, your hustle filled writing just made me so nostalgic bcs it reminded me of myself passionately explaining to my mother how blueberries were the epitome of health until I learned what I know now, keep writing!!
in all the honesty of the world, whatever grows locally in an environment is the best for the people living them. rest all is just marketing jhamela at its finest!
whatever you've mentioned is so true. most people will only believe the hype around such fruits and will not look into the nutritional value of what we already have.
although tasting them just to discard those marketing gimmicks is fun.
Loved this. Cackled throughout 😂
It was a running joke between me and my friend how ultimate success is measured by how often and nonchalantly one could buy blueberries. This essay was a reminder that it's not just us who believes so XD
wow. more people believing that buying blueberry/avocado is a mark of success. wohoo
Avocado deserves every insult you've thrown at it. It indeed is a privileged prick. And this is the most unhinged financial planning I've read all month.
Haha. Thank you Sid! Happy to have more people on the avocado-is-a-facade bandwagon.
And I'm closely watching the results of my intricate financial planning. I'll launch a full blown course soon 😂
Abhishek, you have turned buying blueberries into an entire hero’s journey and I was hooked!!
Thank you Simran. Feels good to know that you enjoyed the essay!
:)
I thought the next would be 'matcha' or airfryer or swiss cheese discovery review...I avoided Avocado on the basis of your advice ..now blueberry looks interesting...eagerly waiting for dragonfruit review 😁 putting them on my bucketlist....hoping to try them with adult money soon ...
Keeping all that outside...I loved how dramatic the decisionmaking and arrival of the exquisite item was (I may be cancelled for using the name as I am still not in the VIP list) ...Your daughter is lucky to have a VIP parent ...😄
you're taking my words too seriously. you should try Avocado once and then if you don't like it, more than happy to crib about it together xP
thank you for the kind words. I had so much fun writing this :)
Ha ha! I will definitely try it someday 😁 (the day my life becomes so tasteful so that I need to balance it out with avocado ) It was more fun and dramatic to read !!
wait till you join a PG course xP
Waiting for that day 🫠
After reading this, all I have to say is: avocado > blueberries.
stop talking like a Britisher who thinks their cuisine is most flavourful
Oh, no. I have no love for British food, but I do for avocado!! 🥑
don't call it a fruit and I am okay
It’s not a fruit, but it is one of life’s greatest joys!
I can live with that :)
Every single time I have bought a blueberry pack, i only eat a few and then i forget about it until i realise it’s gone rotten. Bad memories. But great post - i was wondering this post would make for such a fun animated video essay
And friendly advice, dragonfruit ranks in the top 3 worst fruits in terms of taste in my opinion
I've tasted dragon fruit and I can attest that it is all but taste. It is like someone saying bhaiya halka metha rakhna. why!
and thank you for reading this. I too think my essays would make for great animated videos :D
This was hilarious 🤣I genuinely love your essays and look forward to reading them.....the cockroach comparison was so on point....loved ittt!!
thank you so much!
I guess writing when you're sleep deprived helped me this time xP
Appreciate the content but personally I like less movement in the pictures lmao, still pics >>> gifs
thank you! and I prefer gifs if they are relatable.
though I'll try to add a few image memes in next set of articles. I used to do it but then switched to gifs
The wait was absolutely worth it! Haven't laughed this hard in a while 😭
thank you! It means so much coming from you and whenever I read that my work made someone laugh, that's the best validation for my work :)
you made me laugh so much throughout, loved this!!!
thank you so much Parnika. I absolutely love to see my words making readers laugh :)
ridiculously entertaining to read........“Maybe not. "Maybelline" absolutely took me out 😭
haha. thank you so much for reading this and there is a horse version of this joke as well.
Neigh be she is born with it. Neighbe. Neighbelline and there was an image of a beautiful horse in the background (again, thank you 9gag)
🤭🤭🤭
After Dragonfruit, Persimmon 🦦
what in the exotic fruit world is this?
Orange and Tangerine ka door ka fancy high-maintenance cousin.
This was hilarious 🤣🤣.
I'm heading out for groceries and wife just handed over the list to me. I see blueberries on it. I think, I need to see my therapist first 😅
bhai with all due respect, living in the US and aiming for Blueberries is like earning hard to eat Dushehri aam in UP. You should aim for authentic roasted lotus seeds (Makahne) xP
Uske liye ham gaaon chale jaate hain 😜
It was so fun to read , ur punch lines and jokes and some quote there too
God , I love this
thank you Akash! means a lot coming from you :)
"Will they never consider me for a panel on women’s empowerment comprising of all men?"
This line 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
and worst part is I was not even joking here :|
This was so fun to read, you know I gave up on blueberries the moment I found out guavas have 20 times more vitamin c than them and even the most avg. orange would probably beat them, I was so hocked bcs all the hype around those berries made me believe their nutritional value was gifted, and the second that myth disappeared, I went around telling everyone about it, only for people to say they love the aesthetics of blueberries anyway, so yeah, at this point it feels nothing more than a marketing scam, but yeah, everyone should get obsessed with them at least once before eventually getting over it, and despite everything, the jam is absolutely to die for, I don't even add sugar to it, also sorry I'm writing all this with zero context, your hustle filled writing just made me so nostalgic bcs it reminded me of myself passionately explaining to my mother how blueberries were the epitome of health until I learned what I know now, keep writing!!
in all the honesty of the world, whatever grows locally in an environment is the best for the people living them. rest all is just marketing jhamela at its finest!
whatever you've mentioned is so true. most people will only believe the hype around such fruits and will not look into the nutritional value of what we already have.
although tasting them just to discard those marketing gimmicks is fun.
thank you for reading this :)